1) SPRING IS HERE! SAT: Urban Iditarod-SF

topic posted Fri, March 4, 2005 - 4:36 PM by  RJ
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* SPRING ARRIVES, in spirit, if not in actuality, with WARM SUN THIS WEEKEND, so let's get out and enjoy it! SATURDAY is the 11th Annual URBAN IDITIROD in SF, your chance to get naked and run through the streets like the freak you always wanted to be (see "---SATURDAY" below for details)! And SUNDAY is our BWClub NUDE SUNDAY HIKE, this Sunday heading back to our beloved GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE BEACH in SAN FRANICISCO, followed by The EAGLE, LONE STAR, LOADING DOCK, and/or BLOW BUDDIES, depending on your scene and activity of preference (see "---SUNDAY" below).

* SO, The RUSSIAN RIVER EAGLE HAS BEEN SOLD (again), and will soon DISAPPEAR, being replaced by a NEW GAY BAR, but NOT an "EAGLE". Proprietor and River area realtor BOB YOUNG has sold the bar to a another local man (supposedly named "Dave:") and his SF business partner, and they'll open the bar under the new moniker "RIVER SKY" or somesuch. THIS SATURDAY Bob is hosting a FAREWELL EAGLE PARTY at about 9pm; supposedly free and open to the public; 16225 Main Street in Guerneville; 707-869-4500; www.RussianRiverEagle.com

* SEX HEALTH from the monthly BLOW BUDDIES NEWSLETTER: << Free HIV/STD Testing/Counseling now twice a month at BLOW BUDDIES...stop by and get tested or just ask a question on the first Thursday from 830pm-1030pm, or on the third Friday from 10pm-1230am, both upstairs in a private space above the club. Card-bearing BBD members can get tested at any of the above times, or at Magnet, in The Castro, and get a FREE PASS for BBD! Check out our extensive set of safer-sex information at the club or online! Tell us if it leaves a question unanswered and we'll track down an answer. Here are links to safer-sex information: www.blowbuddies.com/test.html; SF City Clinic (low-cost or free testing): www.dph.sf.ca.us/sfcityclinic; Magnet (testing and much more in the Castro on 18th): www.magnetsf.org >>

* It may be that YOUR HOME STREET ADDRESS IS ON THE INTERNET (Thanks, Bill!): The indispensible search engine GOOGLE has implemented a new feature that allows you to type someone's telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and then you will be given a map to their house. Everyone should be aware of this! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. Think about it--if you give your phone number to a trick, and he turns out not to be the "Mystery Date", but the "Ultimate Stalker/Troll", he may be able to actually look it up to find out where you live. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming. In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: www.Google.com, type your phone number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your private information, simply click on the Link with your phone number. Removal takes 48-hours. If you are unlisted in the phone book, you might not be in there, but it is a good idea just to check. If your number does come up if you hit map, it will show you a direct map to your house.>>

* GAY ARTIST SOUGHT FOR GREETING CARDS (Thanks, Squeek!): <<looking for gay and lesbian content for e-card website Reply to: anon-60309390@craigslist.org Date: 2005-02-18, 11:20AM PST Hi there. I'm launching an e-greeting card site aimed at the gay and lesbian market. (I'm gay.) It will feature the same kind of ecards you see on BlueMountain, eGreetings, and Yahoo cards but with a gay and lesbian theme. Themes to include love, flirtiness, happy birthday, safer sex, living with HIV/AIDS, breast cancer, anniversary, gay and lesbian pride, "Gee, I'm glad we broke up," "Maybe it's time to consider a little plastic surgery, dearest?," etc. Can be everything from serious to fun to bitchy. Seeking up and coming artists who are looking for exposure, and can deliver EPS, JPG, GIF, or FLASH files. These can be as simple as one-color line drawing, or collages, or a funny FLASH piece. Great if you can provide the words to go with it but don't worry, I'm a copywriter and can do that. Your artwork must be original and I'll need a signed statement providing the usage rights and vouching for the authenticity of the work. Unless you can provide a signed model release and proof that the model is 18 or older, I cannot accept any photography of people. Please send me some info about yourself, what your interests are and - if you can - a URL to see some of your work. Glad to answer any questions you may have. Thanks in advance and look forward to hearing from you! JB Compensation: $5 per static GIF, EPS, PNG or JPG...$10 per animated GIF... $15 per FLASH file>>

* LONELY...'cuz you're covered with SORES? www.Herpes-Date.com

* Yeah, everything here is FREE FREE: www.MrFreeFree.com

* LIKE UNDERWEAR? There's "A 'BRIEF' HISTORY OF MEN'S UNDERWEAR" from the NAKED HIKERS Yahoo Group (groups.yahoo.com/group/NakedHikers) by MansTouch.com, and it's both interesting, erotic, and amusing: manstouch.com/mensunderwe...derwear.html

* LIKE DEATH? BORED STIFF? CRASH A FUNERAL, suggests the owner of www.TheCountyMorgue.com and its Yahoo Group, groups.yahoo.com/group/TheCountyMorgue:

1. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
2. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
3. Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
4. Ask the widow if there are fries with that shake.
5. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
6. Put a red rubber ball in the mouth of the deceased.
7. Ask the window if that is a banana his pants or....
8. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
9. Show up at the funeral service in a grim reaper outfit!
10. Ask the widow "When did Wal-mart started selling caskets?"
11. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
12. When no one is looking put some vampire teeth in the dead person's mouth.
13. Put super glue on his lips right before his wife gives him a last kiss.
14. Ask the widow for money that the deceased owes you.
15. Preach to the widow, "This is why we all should wear condoms!"

* LIKE BOYS *AND* GIRLS? You may be interested in the INTIMATE ASSOCIATES Yahoo Group at groups.yahoo.com/IAGroupMemebers (Yes, that misspelling IS correct, by the way!). You should also visit their wbsite at: www.IntimateAssociates.com

* LIKE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? Check out:
Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/All_Beautiful_Women
Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/All_Veronika
Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/All_Hot_Wallpapers
Http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ClubVeronika
groups.yahoo.com/group/Kisser_Of_Night
au.groups.yahoo.com/group/Wi...am-Girls/

* MORE from CHAD JAMES (from groups.yahoo.com/group/ChadJames):
www.thesexdictionary.com
groups.yahoo.com/group/curved-dicks
groups.yahoo.com/group/marc6998/

* RJ RECOMMENDS:
sexymen.fast-stars.com/
groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Homo_Depot/

* MORE HOT LINKS from Stewart McCloud, Founder-Moderator of the Bi MEN NETWORK at www.BiMen.org:
www.bimen.org/macsbackroom.htm
www.sexstories-gay.com/stories.html
www.nifty.org/
www.gloryholeservice.com
www.nicehole.com
www.gayluxor.com/linklist/...ntent.html
www.hotnakedmen.com/index-page2.html
www.thebestofhairy.com/gallerieuk2.html
www.hotnakedmen.com/index-page61.html
www.bidudesoffcampus.com/newma...u.html
baremale.allmanpages.com/galle...x.html
cyrillo.free.fr/hot/archives/
www.gayxxx.net/hnhspre02/...nhsstories/

* RJ HAS FREE BLOW BUDDIES PASSES for BWClubbers attending BWClub hikes! I have passes for each of the Golden Shower Buddies, Leather Buddies, Underwear Buddies, and Bondage Buddies parties through December 2005, as well as a very limited number of regular Blow Buddies passes (good Thursday-Sunday). You want one? Join us on a BWClub hike, be the first one that day to ask for it, and I'll give you a pass. If you're not already a Blow Buddies member, be prepared to buy a $5 membership when you go to Buddies to use the pass. www.BlowBuddies.com

* UPCOMING:

-SAT & SUN MARCH 26-27: TRANNYSHACK RENO (Thanks, Ggreg.com!) <<Thank goodness booze fueled hooliganism never goes out of style. Trannyshack Reno heads out to the Biggest Little City Easter weekend per usual, with a crazed crew of fools on charter busses. Traveling in a large gang of similarly inclined souls is always a blast, especially when it involves being out of context and in a wig. The bus is actually really amusing, at least on the ride up before it ends up smelling like the inside of a neglected keg. In Reno Heklina and Peaches Christ are throwing their annual show at the latest dive bar they've rustled up. The charter bus, hotel and show are only $110, which is a steal for this much fun. The Saturday show is at the 1099 Club in Reno, 1099 South Virginia Street. Contact Peaches Christ if you're interest riding on one of the plush coaches.>> $110 for the trip, or $5 just for the show; www.Ggreg.com

-SUNDAY MARCH 27: BUNNY JAM (Thanks, Ggreg.com!) <<This is one of the best parties of the year. Hands down, so prepare to be bombarded with enticements and invitations for the fifth incarnation of this wacky, wacky, wacky great event. Imagine a party attended by roughly 600 people. ALL of them but about six out-of-place lost souls in bunny-themed outfits dancing to Christian children's music, while off their nut. Bunny Jam is FANTASTIC, one of my highest recommendations of the year, so get your hot glue gun fired up and start bunnifying. More information soon, orcheck the Bunnyjam web site.>> 8 pm til LATE; $10 FullonBunny, $15 SumBunny, $20 UnBunny; www.Ggreg.com

-APRIL 26 - MAY 1: 6th Annual CMEN (California Men Enjoying Naturism) WEST COAST SPRING GATHERING is 150 nude gay men who gather at a beautiful resort in the mountains above Malibu for swimming and sun bathing, hiking, seminars, workshops, massage, themed social hours, evening shows, talent shows, bingo, and discos; 877-NUDIST-1 (877-683-4781); www.CMEN.info AND www.cmen.info/spring05wcg.html

-JULY 1-4: 7th Annual GRUNGE GUYS GATHERING in The SIERRAs; camp out at a rural Sierra Nevada ranch with 40 or 50 other guys who dig dirty wet boots, jeans, & leather... piss on your buddies, wallow in the mudhole, dunk in the canal, get grunged in the grease shed... clothing mandatory; FREE; GrungeGuys.com

-SATURDAY, 7/9: 26th Annual MOON AMTRAK in ORANGE COUNTY; "reporters and photographers from the newspapers and videographers for TV attend the event", which began in 1979, and the county sheriff's deputies patrol the event, and ALLOW THE MOONING (almost tales the fun out of it), as long as everyone's dressed and not exposing genitals; you can also opt to participate by RIDING THE TRAIN, as "the Amtrak trains will be filled to capacity with passengers to see the "moon show" between the stations of "Irvine" to the North and "San Juan Capistrano" to the South, (which) is on the EAST side of the tracks, and most trains will slow down at this point"... you can ride Amtrak's "Pacific Surfliner" (find it at www.Amtrak.com), or Metrolink ($8 pre-sale only train tickets: www.octa.net/busrail/metro/beach.asp); FREE to moon or watch or photograph from any angle; all day...26 trains pass this spot from 735am-1124pm, at an average of 2 per hour; LOCATION: ("Latitude 33° 33.917´ North, Longitude 117° 40.435´ West", according to the website) along the chain link fence adjacent the train tracks, across the road from Mugs Away Saloon at 27324 Camino Capistrano #102 in Laguna Niguel, California 92677; www.MoonAmtrak.org

-SEPTEMBER 16-25: 6th Annual CMEN (California Men Enjoying Naturism) WEST COAST FALL GATHERING is 450 men from throughout North America, the Pacific, and Europe, who get together for 9 days of all male, all nude fun 40 miles from LA at a conference facility in the scenic heart of the Santa Monica mountains, which is secluded from the highway, full of trees, and has great views of the surrounding mountains... included are swimming and sun bathing, hiking, seminars, workshops, massage, themed social hours, evening shows, talent shows, bingo, discos, and a great opportunity to make new friends; 877-NUDIST-1 (877-683-4781); www.CMEN.info AND www.cmen.info/fall05wcg.html

-"FALL": TING GAY MEN'S GATHERING in PALM SPRINGS is in "The FALL" over a 3 day weekend at the Triangle Inn... they get together to take off their clothes, get some sun, and relax with each other in the resort's beautiful surroundings; there are no details for non-members on the moderated members-only Yahoo Group, but here is the address, if you want to join: groups.yahoo.com/group/TING
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---ALL WEEKEND

* THROUGH SUNDAY 3/6: ASCENT LGBTIQ WINTER PARTY WEEK AT TAHOE is ending this weekend, and includes community meals, and daily skiing, entertainment, and dance parties; no rate or booking details on the website: AscentLakeTahoe.com AND www.GusPresents.com

* 7th Annual CALIFORNIA MEN'S GATHERING at HARBIN HOT SPRINGS RESORT in MIDDLETOWN from MARCH 3-6; soak in the Conference Center’s two large hot pools for CMG's exclusive use, or in the public area there's a sauna, professional massage or Watsu, very hot pool, cold plunge, snacks, miles of hiking trails... there will be few major events: welcoming ceremony on Friday night, opening ceremony on Saturday morning, Heart Circle on Saturday night, and a closing ceremony on Sunday...otherwise, you can just catch up on your sleep, snuggle with a friend, take part in a puppy pile, commune with fellow CMGer's, do a massage exchange in our conference center, or just relax; $180 includes floorspace for sleeping on Friday & Saturday nights, and 6 meals (vegan and special diet menus available), but BYOSleeping bag, pillow, and a foam pad or air mattress (or you can rent a room, at your own additional expense); 3/4-Fri-5pm to 3/6-Sun-3pm; Harbin Hot Springs is just northwest of Middletown, which is about 45 minutes northeast of Santa Rosa and 30 minutes southwest of Clear Lake; 800-622-2477; EML: Joe at: CMGHarbin2005@aol.com; www.Harbin.org AND www.CMG.org AND www.thecmg.org/V4/05Harbi...ionForm.pdf

---FRIDAY 3/4

* 3 O'COCK FRIDAY at BLOW BUDDIES, a sex club for MEN...serious sex with raunchy, serious men...no perfume, deodorants, polyester, platform shoes, drag queens, or club faggots allowed...wear your Levi's and leather or jockstrap or fucking stay home; OPEN: Thu-Sun; 2nd TUE: Bondage; WED schedule: 1st Wed-Boy Bust, 2nd Wed-Watersports, 3rd Wed-Underwear, 4th Wed-Leather; FREE STD/HIV TESTING SCHEDULE (card-carrying BBD members get tested FREE and get a FREE PASS to BBD): 1st THU: Free HIV testing 8:30pm-10:30pm, upstairs in a private space, 2nd THU: Free STD check-ups 8pm-10pm, upstairs in a private space, 3rd FRI: Free HIV testing 10pm-12:30am, upstairs in a private space; 933 Harrison twn 5th & 6th; $12 + $5 membership; www.BlowBuddies.com

* SF GAMES is a place to make new friends and play card games and board games, every TUESDAY & FRIDAY, rain or shine; you can play hearts, spades, 500 rummy, Air Baron, dominoes, Acquire, Scrabble, Samaurai, Boggle, Apples to Apples, and all kinds of other games, too; they also get together at other times in people's homes for long-form games such as Civilization, rail games, etc; FREE, but please buy food and beverages to support the venue; every TUESDAY (cards-only night) from 630-10pm at Morning Due Cafe at Church @ 17th Sts, and FRIDAY from 7pm-12am at Muddy's Coffeehouse at 1304 Valencia St @ 24th; www.SFGames.org

* Every Friday night from 7pm it's Berkeley GAYmes (a LGBT version of the previous listing above) at 398 Colusa Avenue in Kensington/North Berkeley, FREE, 510-559-9184

* SCREWUP is BDSM for all trans and queers, every 2nd Friday in SF; $2-5 "donation...optional"; 730-930pm, go out for coffee or food together afterwards; at Eros at 2051 Market; www.ScrewUp.info AND www.ScrewUp.Tribe.net AND www.ErosSF.com

* CIGAR BUDDIES MEET WEEKLY at The SF EAGLE; FREE, no-host dinner follows, then back to The Eagle and The Lone Star for more smokes; 7pm; 12th @ Harrison; BootThinker@aol.com; www.SFEagle.com AND groups.yahoo.com/group/Bay...garBuddies

* The SF Boys of Leather present the DADDYS' LOST BOYS PARTY, "an evening for all the daddies and boys to come, have some fun, and help the boys find their true dark side" at The SF CITADEL, a well-equipped, pansexual, private dungeon play space for rent, and featuring MONTHLY MEN'S PLAY PARTIES (each 2nd Saturday), utilizing: slings, crosses, whipping posts, cages, spanking stands, bondage tables, two lounges, and condoms & lube, plus trained and attentive dungeon masters and volunteers; $20; 8pm-1am; 245 8th Av twn Howard and Folsom, just a few doors down from the Hole In The Wall Bar, and just 3 blocks from the Civic Center BART station, it's "the gray building with the heart on"; 415-626-1746; SFBrat30@speakeasy.net; www.SFCitadel.com; to receive email reminders, email: sf_citadel_male_energy_list-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

* BOONDOCK is a monthly Gothic/Industrial DJ dance night; FREE from 930-11pm, $5 after, open 'til 3am with $1 drink specials; at 2246 Jerrold Ave in SF; at THE DEATH GUILD (aka the Glas Kat) at 520 4th St @ Bryant in SF; www.DeathGuild.com

* The CINEBUS is a bunch of fun-lovers lounging in luxury as they cruise around in a custom-built mobile movie studio bus and visit: The Mission, North Beach, The Haight, Twin Peaks, and The Presidio; FREE, but you MUST RSVP (call 415-424-1058 or 415-552-7414), and you gotta BYOB; 8pm; look for the green camo bus at Amnesia Bar at 853 Valencia St twn 19 & 20th; Peter: 415-424-1058; EML: Christine Ogu at XTine2@hotmail.com; www.BackyardFlix.com

* The FRIDAY NIGHT SKATE is about 100 roller bladers and skaters who gather each Friday (in dry weather) beginning after about 830pm at Ferry Plaza at the foot of Market Street in front of the Ferry Building's clock tower on the Embarcadero for the 12.5 mile Friday Night Skate throughout San Francisco; park in the lot at Washington & Embarcadero; we roller-disco with music 'til 9, after which we hit the road en masse on our 10+ mile route...we usually get back about midnight...join us; FREE; 830-1130p; visit: www.CORA.org/Friday

* GAY KARAOKE with KJ Country Dan, and BILLIARDS, and a HOT TUB in GUERNEVILLE TONIGHT, and 3 nights a week at the RRR (www.RussianRiverResort.com), each THU & FRI & SUN from 9pm-1am; Dan has over 11,400 songs which you can view on his web site: www.CountryDan.com; FREE (no cover, but tip Dan & your bartender)

* ASIA SF is a club featuring cute Asian travnsvestites that are SO authentic you must be at least bi to drool over them; FREE; 10pm-3am; 201 9th St; www.AsiaSF.com

---SATURDAY 3/5

* JOIN RJ for The 11th Annual URBAN IDITAROD; FREE for all, except members of the dating service called "Urban Diversion", which actually CHARGES ITS MEMBERS for this FREE event, believe it or not; NEET at NOON, MUSH at 1pm; on Minna @ 5th in SF, behind the parking garage; 415-267-6999; www.UrbanIditarod.com AND UrbanIditarod.Tribe.net AND, of course, the MAP: www.UrbanIditarod.com/course.shtml

-OTHER SATURDAY ACTIVITIES:

* Sonoma County FRONTRUNNERS & WALKERS meet in SANTA ROSA for a run/walk/roll (bikes, blades, wheelchairs, whatever) to Spring Lake Park from HOWARTH PARK, which is halfway between Montgomery Drive and Sonoma Avenue on Summerfield Road across from Clo's, Mary's, and the Rialto Cinemas; FREE; MEET at 830am at the top of the main Howarth parking lot, along the boulder border facing Lake Ralphine; all genders, orientations, and fitness levels are welcome, as are leashed dogs; Joe Kaminski: 707-544-1581 x143; Edu@F2F.org; www.Man2ManSonoma.org

* EAST BAY FRONTRUNNERS & WALKERS are doing their weekly run/walk this Saturday; call EBF President Terry Johnson at: 510-531-3383, or e-mail: EBFRW@yahoo.com; Visit: www.EastBayFrontrunners.org, and join their free Yahoo Group: sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/...runners

* FREE STD TESTING in SANTA ROSA, anonymous and confidential, for HIV, HepC, and other STDs tests; every WEDNESDAY from 3-7pm AND every SATURDAY from 930am-1230pm; 418 Riley Street (off 5th twn Mendocino Av & Humboldt St); 707-565-4620; BWClubber Rane at: RRichardson@Sonoma-County.org

* SF QUEER LONG HAIR BRUNCH for guys with long hair and their admirers; FREE (dutch treat); 11am-1pm; for location visit: www.SFQueerLongHair.org/brunch

* RAELIAN NUDE STREET PERFORMANCE BY (Gulp!) W-O-M-E-N, and IN THE CASTRO! "Yikes, Girls! Whaddawe DO? <<"Femininity will save humanity" ~ Rael. Celebrate the First Femininity Day ever, as Raelians across the USA present a fully nude choreographed street performance to emphasize the crucial importance of Femininity. The performance will take place at 1pm on March 5th in the gay community of Castro and 10th, one of the few places in the USA where nudity is no longer considered to be an offensive sight.>>; FREE; 1pm; Castro @ 10th in SF; 650-355-5305; www.Rael.org AND www.SoWoman.org

* The SF BISEXUAL NETWORK SATURDAY BRUNCH is every Saturday; FREE, but Dutch Treat; 1pm; this week at: Cafe 16 3170 16th St at Guerrero in SF; 415-865-5627; www.BABN.org

* "SIN! - WRATH Comes Early"; in fetish apparel: $5 til 1030pm, $10 after; street clothes: $15 all night; 10pm-3am; at The Climate Theater at 285 Ninth St. at Folsom St in SF; 415-626-4561; www.Sinfusion.com

***********SATURDAY CONTINUED IN PART 2********************
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